Pippa's assets, which gained sudden superstardom at sister Kate Middleton's wedding, lost the big award to a TV presenter named Carol Vorderman. The event organizer said Pippa couldn't surpass the popular host because she only had six weeks to accrue votes, while Vorderman's been getting votes all year.
"The bottom line, if you want to use that expression, is that if you Google Carol Vorderman's bottom and stand back, there is a mass of websites dedicated to her rear assets," Edwards quipped.
Maybe Pippa's backside just couldn't keep up with her rapid-growing fame. Shucks.
